Looking for knock-knock jokes to teach your kids that are actually funny and won’t have you fake laughing? Kids love telling jokes, but often, they make no sense. This can be cute for a while, but it’s important for them to learn how to deliver a pun properly and get good laughs.
I’ve put together a list of 150 hilarious knock-knock jokes for kids, teenagers, toddlers, and even dads! If you’re keen to make your entire family split their sides with laughter, keep reading for the best jokes — with answers.
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Funny Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Here are 25 kid-friendly knock-knock jokes that are funny for most kids aged five and up. But in my experience, parents will love them, too. They’re great for making friends laugh or using to start a conversation.
- Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Utah.
Utah, who?
U-talking to me? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Kelp.
Kelp who?
Kelp me, I’m drifting away! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Here.
Here who?
Here to let you know it’s a good time for knock-knock jokes! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so please open up! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
- Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in. It’s cold outside! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Did you just call me a poo? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Soup-er Man. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco to you later. You’re taking too long to open the door. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange-ya glad I didn’t say banana? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didn’t even sneeze! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just open up! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, okay, I’m crazy, but that’s not very nice. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wa.
Wa who?
What are you so excited about? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
RV.
RV who?
RV there yet? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wood.
Wood who?
Wood you care for another knock-knock joke? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening this door. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell gonna start working again? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Ten is five plus five. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
(Silence). - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
I.O.
I.O. who?
Me. When you pay me back? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way to get out of the neighborhood?
Knock Knock Jokes for Teens
Need teen knock-knock jokes that are really funny? These are a little more clever and a little less corny, but most of them are still kid-friendly.
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya stop with the jokes now! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom. Open the door! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says, who?
Says me, that’s who! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Abe Lincoln.
Abe Lincoln who?
You don’t recognize me? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwyane the bathtub. I’m drowning! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying, wimp! It’s a joke. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak careful. The pan is hot! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2D2. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath thee down, thou looks tired. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Fur.
Fur who?
Fur you, anything! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Saul.
Saul who?
Saul there is. There isn’t any more. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears. Oops, I did it again! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
You expect a cabbage to have a last name? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wren.
Wren who?
Wren will these jokes ever end? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
A wood wok.
A wood wok who?
A wood wok 500 miles, and I wood wok 500 more! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Surely it’s pronounced Idaho.
Knock Knock Dad Jokes
Okay, dads, it’s your time to shine. Here are 25 comical jokes that will make your kids roll their eyes or laugh out loud. These are great for 3-year-olds, for teens, or for adults, but the bottom line is they’re so bad they’re good.
- Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
DEY SEE ME ROLLING, THEY HATIN. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Carl.
Carl who?
A Carl get you there faster than walking. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
I think it’s pronounced kanga-roo. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in, or I’ll freeze! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Sia.
Sia who?
Sia later! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Pee.
Pee who?
Pee-yew! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Anita Colo.
Anita Colo who?
Anita Colonoscopy. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle it take to stop knocking? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore hope you like bad jokes. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from knocking so long! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell. That’s why I knocked. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Yuck. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Are you having an identity crisis? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Can I have a hug and a quiche? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Whoo.
Whoo who?
Thank you! Can I get a round of applause? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Watts.
Watts who?
Watts for dinner? I’m starving! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy birthday! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Close your mouth while you eat! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Parton.
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock-Knock Jokes for Little Kids
Do you have a little one who feels left out because they can’t keep up with older kids’ knock-knock jokes? No worries. Here are 25 clean and harmless jokes for 4-year-olds and for 5-year-olds.
These jokes are a little easier to understand and will have your little one giggling in no time!
- Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe-C-D-E-F-G. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, a cow says Moo! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; we’re cold out here! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for; just open up! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
Aw, love you too! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo-hoo.
Aw, why are you crying? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Big summer blowout! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up your room! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you open the door? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come and play? I’m bored. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word, and I’ll come in! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
I scream soda people can hear me! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interruptin—
ARRRRR! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear more jokes? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Icing.
Icing who?
(Singing) Icing so looouuuud! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you can still laugh at a great joke!
Corny Knock-Knock Jokes
Need cute and corny jokes that are so dumb, they’re funny? Roll on the floor laughing with these jokes that are great for preschool kids, teens, and parents.
- Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beats who?
Beets me! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn’t working, can you open the door? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo BEEP BEEP. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me, and I’ll tell you! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Sure, I’ll watch that show with you! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the door. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Dejav.
Dejav who?
Knock, Knock! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
A week.
A week who?
Yeah, we coo’. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Contr-
-Okay, now you say, “Control freak who?” - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to get lunch? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door, hello neighbor! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, the joke is over. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you always asking ‘Who’s there?’ - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Shamp.
Shamp who?
Does my hair really look that dirty?
Knock-Knock Jokes About Animals
Finally, I’ve got 25 of the best knock-knock jokes about animals. Seriously, these will have you hooting with laughter! They’re kid-friendly ones you can definitely use to tell your mom and family.
- Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind. Are you a pig or an owl?! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — hand over your money! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go MOO! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher a nap, you look tired! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence). Slooooooth. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
An interrup-
MOOOOO! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. There! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two knee fish! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Poodle.
Poodle who?
Poodle little mustard on my hot dog, please. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ostrich.
Ostrich who?
Ostrich, as far as I can, but I still can’t reach the doorbell. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Who?
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter. Did you get it? - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be back in a few minutes with more people. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play that game. - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark 100 miles for one of your smiles! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Just chicken this is the right house! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving!
- Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator!
Keep ‘Em Knocking
From dark jokes to dad jokes, the above 150 knock-knock jokes had us laughing until we cried. Seriously, try them out on your family, and before you know it, they’ll be knocking for more!
This free list includes new jokes you’ve probably not heard before, simple classics, and silly knee-slappers for all ages, including teenagers!
Whether you want a joke for kids, dads, toddlers, or jokes about animals, our list includes them all! So go ahead, and spread the laughter.
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