Easter is more than just chocolate and Easter egg hunts; it’s also about sharing joyous moments with loved ones. So when Easter springs into view, you know it’s time to stock up on some egg-cellent jokes to make everyone hop with laughter.
To help you out, I’ve narrowed it down to the 60 best Easter-themed jokes so you can crack up your friends and family this holiday. With everything from silly one-liners and hilarious puns to adorable Easter dad jokes and kid-friendly knock-knock jokes, I’ve got you covered.
So get ready—you and your loved ones are in for some egg-stra special fun this Easter Sunday!
Silly Easter Jokes
These silly easter jokes are great for kids or dads who want to entertain their children with corny (and dumb) humor. Here are 12 hilarious jokes about this spring holiday, which are kid-friendly enough for church!
- How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood?
He’s hoppy. - What do rabbits say before they eat?
“Lettuce pray.” - What happens when an Easter egg hears a funny joke?
It cracks up. - When does Christmas come before Easter?
In the dictionary! - How do you make Easter easier?
Replace the “T” with an “I”. - What do you call a baby who’s too warm on Easter?
A hot cross bun(dle) of joy. - Why are we so tired in April?
Because we just finished a march. - What do you call a row of rabbits walking away from you?
A receding hareline. - When do kids go to bed on Easter?
When they’re eggs-hausted. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate? - How does Easter end?
With an “R”. - What proof have we got that carrots are good for the eyes?
You don’t see rabbits wearing glasses!
Easter Knock-Knock Jokes
Add these knock-knock riddles to your list of kid’s Easter jokes. Perfect for toddlers, 5-year-olds, and grandparents alike, they’re sure to be a hit!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eggs.
Eggs who?
Eggs-ited for Easter today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna get all the Easter eggs? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny who loves you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi eggs around the house. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter egg hunt happening? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and color your eggs for Easter! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fonda.
Fonda who?
Fonda this holiday, it might be my favorite! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police finish coloring your easter eggs! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Easter candy is gone! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. Easter will be back next year!
Easter Jokes and Riddles
For 7-year-olds and up, I’ve put together a list of 12 more complex easter jokes and riddles. While most kids will find them cute and funny, younger kids may not catch every punchline. But I’m sure you’ll find your Easter joke of the day on this hilarious list!
- What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice knowing you. - If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which direction would it roll down?
It wouldn’t. Roosters don’t lay eggs. - What has to be broken before you use it?
An egg. Except on Easter! - A therapist asks a chocolate bunny what’s been up lately. The bunny replies, “I don’t know, doc. I just feel so hollow inside.”
- Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee?
It’s a tender tail! - What do you call a zen egg?
An ommmmmmlet. - Why did the easter egg hide?
It was a little chicken. - What did one Easter egg say to the other?
“Heard any good yolks lately?” - Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he is a party poooper. - What kind of jewelry does the Easter bunny wear?
14-carrot gold. - What’s the best way to catch a rabbit?
Pretend to be a carrot. - What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a shellfish?
The Oyster Bunny.
Easter Bunny Jokes
Dive into our top Easter bunny jokes and puns, perfect for kids, grandchildren, siblings, and students. These 12 happy jokes will have everyone cracking up!
- What happened when the easter bunny misbehaved at school?
He was egg-spelled! - Where did the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From an eggplant. - What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A chocolate bunny. - Where does the Easter Bunny live?
No bunny knows. - Why wasn’t the bunny that funny this easter?
Because we poached all his best yolks! - How does the Easter bunny keep his fur looking so nice?
He uses hare spray. - What kind of story does an Easter bunny love?
One with a hoppy ending. - What game does the Easter bunny play at the park?
Hopscotch. - What do you call the Easter bunny the day after Easter?
Tired. - Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs! - What did one bunny say to his wife?
“You’re ear-resistible.” - What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?
They’re both famous for stuffing baskets.
Funny Easter Puns
These 12 Easter one-liners are perfect for conversation or your next social media post. The short, cheesy puns will delight friends and family alike!
- I’m eating candy around the cluck today!
- Who else is egg-cited for Easter?
- I’m dyeing to know who won the egg hunt.
- I’m putting all my eggs in one basket.
- Hot cross pun, anyone?
- I’m putting an official ban on easter puns. They’re not bunny anymore!
- Let’s hope these Easter eggs are all they’re cracked up to be.
- Some bunny loves you very much.
- Chocolate was eggs-actly what the bunny doctor called for.
- Ears to a great Easter!
- Let’s dance chick-to-chick.
- Wishing you the hoppiest Easter today.
