Once upon a time, there was a list of enchanting Disney jokes for kids and adults! Step into a magical world of Disney humor and embark on a journey filled with whimsical laughter.
In this post, we’ll unlock a treasure trove of giggles, all themed around your favorite Disney movies and shows! Whether you’re a fan of Disney puns or Christmas riddles, you’ve come to the right place.
Get ready for a “Mickney-ficient” time as you soar through the realm of Disney-themed jests and jokes.
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Fun Disney Knock-Knock Jokes
Open the door to these 15 clean knock-knock jokes about your favorite Disney movies and princesses! While they might be slightly corny, they are great for kids and adults.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woody.
Woody who?
Woody like to go to Disneyland? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo hoo, big summer blowout! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tinkerbell.
Tinkerbell who?
Think your bell is out of order! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aladdin.
Aladdin who?
Aladdin you in if you promise no more jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie the fun we’ll have at Disney World! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elsa.
Elsa who?
Elsa little cold, can you let me in? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Genie.
Genie who?
Genie-us, that’s who! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won’t fit through the door. Let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hakuna.
Hakuna who?
Hakuna Matata! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disney.
Disney who?
Disney way to Disney World! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
What lovely yodeling! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Simba.
Simba who?
Simba-ly the best! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donald.
Donald who?
Donald forget to laugh at my jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumba.
Pumba who?
Pumba the volume! It’s time for a Disney song! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna one, Anna two, Anna three… let’s sing!
Disney Princess Jokes
If your little one is Disney princess obsessed (like I was as a child!), these royally hilarious jokes will hit the spot! Here are 35 princess jokes and riddles for kids and adults.
- What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Her glass flipper. - Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She’s always running away from the ball! - Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
Snow White. She’s the fairest of them all! - What did Snow White say while waiting for her photos?
“Some day, my prints will come.” - Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
She’ll let it go! - Why is Cinderella so bad at baseball?
She has a pumpkin for a coach! - Who’s the funniest Disney princess?
Ra-pun-zel. - Why wouldn’t you want to be one of Snow White’s dwarves?
Six out of the seven aren’t happy. - Why did Ariel throw peanut butter into the sea?
To go along with the jellyfish. - What’s the easiest way to find a princess?
Follow the footprince. - What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White. - Where can you find a little mermaid?
Under the sea! - Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?
The lost-and-flouder department. - Which Disney princess likes cows the most?
Moo-lan. - When is a princess strong enough to move a castle?
When she’s playing chess. - Why didn’t Anna and Elsa’s parents teach them all the letters of the alphabet?
Because they got lost at C. - What does Ariel like on her toast?
Marmalade. - How does the ocean greet Moana?
With a wave. - Why couldn’t Princess Jasmine get into the Prince party?
She wasn’t Aladdin! - Why did Snow White use SPF 100 sunscreen?
She was the fairest of them all. - Why was the wrong Disney princess arrested?
The police thought she was someone Elsa… - Who won the princess race?
Rapunzel. By a hair! - Why didn’t Elsa see a doctor when she had a sore throat and cough?
The cold never bothered her anyway. - How does Princess Ariel pay for goods and services?
With sand dollars. - What eats more princesses than a dragon?
Two dragons. - What kind of blush does Mulan wear?
Mulan Rouge. - When Elsa was locked in her room for years, what did people call her?
Ice-olated. - What does Tiana say to a friend she is running late to meet?
“I’m almost there!” - What did the princess do every morning?
She woke up, of course. - Why did Elsa get a new laptop?
Her old one was frozen. - What is Elsa’s favorite party?
The Snow Ball. - Where does Ariel keep her tiara?
In her octo-purse. - How did the princess know how heavy the dragon was?
It came with scales. - Where does Elsa keep her money?
In a snow bank. - Why did Aurora lie on the edge of her bed?
She wanted to drop off!
Corny Disney Dad Jokes
Alright, dads, it’s your time to shine! Looking for a way to make your kids laugh (and cringe)? Whether you’re taking them to Disneyland or having a Disney movie marathon, here are some great Disney jokes that even Walt would be proud of!
- What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow?
High Hue, High Hue! - Is BB hungry?
No, BB-8. - What happened the first time Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse saw each other?
It was glove at first sight! - What did the 101 Dalmations say after eating dinner?
“That hit the spot.” - What do you call a pirate droid?
Arrrr-2 D2. - Why did the banana see Doc McStuffins?
It wasn’t peeling well. - What’s Minnie’s favorite outfit?
A Minnie-skirt. - What does rapper Lil Jon say when he visits Disneyland?
Turn down for Walt! - Which Disney character can count the highest?
Buzz Lightyear — to infinity and beyond! - Why did Anakin cross the road?
To get to the dark side. - Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives?
There is a sign that says “Never Neverland”. - What would the sequel of Frozen be called?
Defrosted. - What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele?
“Hello, it’s Smee!” - Why did Woody give Bullseye cough syrup?
He was feeling horse. - Where do the Avengers go for coffee?
Starkbucks. - How cold was it at Disney World?
So cold that Donald Duck was wearing pants! - Minnie Mouse asked Mickey Mouse, “Are you listening?” What did Mickey say?
“Yes, I’m all ears.” - Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
He Neverlands. - Did you hear about Nemo when he went into battle?
He got caught behind Anemone lines. - Why is Thor’s brother great at sneaking around?
He’s very Loki. - How do you keep Pumba from charging you?
Take away his credit cards. - Elsa’s credit card got rejected. Why?
Her account had been frozen. - What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick?
“Put it on my bill.” - Why did the croissants take the doughnuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family. - What did Captain America say at the beginning of the orchestra?
“Avengers, ensemble!” - How do you ask Scar to stop being so mean?
“Be a bit more Simbathetic!” - Why does Alice ask so many questions?
Because she’s in Wonder-land. - Where does Captain Hook go to get his hook replaced?
The second-hand store. - Which body part loves theme parks?
Dis-knee. - What does Peter Parker tell people he does for a living?
Web design. - What’s a bee’s favorite movie?
“Beauty and the Bees.” - Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
He heard he might get a hole-in-one! - Does the God of Thunder like ice cream?
Sure, but he prefers Thor-bet. - What does EPCOT stand for?
Every Person Comes Out Tired. - What kind of car does Minnie Mouse drive?
A Minnie van. - What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream. - What does Olaf eat for lunch?
Icebergers. - Who is Thor’s favorite rapper?
MC Hammer! - How does Minnie feel when Mickey is mad at him?
Mouserable. - Why did Goofy stare at the label on the apple juice all day?
Because the carton said, “concentrate”.
Funny Disney Christmas Jokes
Want to spread some cheer with a magical twist? These 25 Christmas-themed Disney jokes are great for breaking the ice during the holiday season! While they’re not necessarily all about Christmas, snow, and Santa, they’re great for putting in a Christmas cracker or making your relatives laugh!
- How does Minnie save Mickey from drowning?
Mouse-to-mouse resuscitation. - Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut during the holidays?
He wanted to visit Pluto for Christmas! - Why did Scrooge go to the Disney store during the holidays?
He wanted to buy “Bah, Humbug!” merchandise. - Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
Because Donald ducked. - Why doesn’t Eeyore have any friends?
Because he plays with Pooh all day. - How does Scarlet Witch channel her magic?
With a magic Wanda! - What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite holiday?
New Ears Eve. - What is Mickey’s favorite dessert?
Mice cream. - What do you call a stupid Disney character?
Dumbo. - Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Christmas baking show?
She kept running away from the oven before the clock struck 12! - Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?
Because he won the No-Belle prize. - What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas carol?
Jungle Bells. - What do you call a droid that takes the scenic route?
R2-Detour! - What time does Donald Duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn. - Which fairy doesn’t like to shower?
Stinker-bell. - What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
He has a meltdown. - What did the town sing at Christmas when Beast and Belle broke up?
Single Belle, Single Belle, Single all the way! - What is Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?
Wendy’s! - What should you do if Donald throws a ball at you?
Duck. - Which Avenger is the best gardener?
Hulk, because he has a green thumb. - What does Mickey use to surf the web?
An iPad Minnie. - What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
Sour grapes. - What does Pooh Bear call his girlfriend?
Hunny! - What is Clarabelle’s favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs. - What is the God of Thunder’s favorite day of the week?
Thorsday.
Short Disney Puns
Need a short Disney pun to caption your Instagram pic to Disney World? Or to put on your Disney-themed party invitations? These 35 Disney puns and one-liners are short and sweet but still hilarious!
- Keep it Poppins.
- Janear, Jafar, Ja-wherever you are.
- Left my Walt at home.
- Stop! You’re making me Disney!
- Minnie hands make light work.
- Hello, is it Smee you’re looking for?
- Peace. Love. Ohana.
- In a Walt-ernate universe, I live at Disney.
- I’m always flying because I can Neverland.
- Bouncing off the Walt.
- It’s a Universal truth.
- Thanks for the offer; I’ll Mulan it over.
- I’m hooked on you, like Captain Hook.
- I like my food Mickey-shaped.
- Rewatching The Lion King and looking for Simba-lism.
- If you’re walking too slow, I’ll tell you to Mufasa.
- Don’t take the Mickey on me!
- I’m bringing down the mouse.
- This is a whole different Belle-game.
- You’re “beary” special, like Winnie the Pooh.
- We finish each other’s sandwiches.
- Should I tell Ariel dinglehoppers aren’t a thing, or should I fork-get about it?
- Shell yeah, I love Prince Eric.
- Get your Minnie’s worth at Disneyland.
- Wishing you all the beast!
- Hmm, it doesn’t ring a Belle.
- Oh Mickey, you’re so fine.
- Having a snow ball, just like Olaf!
- Watching Peter Pan again because it never gets old.
- You’ve mer-maid my day!
- We’re alive and Belle.
- Has anyone seen my glass slipper?
- I like your mustacha.
- Good friends are Pooh and far between.
- I’ve looked high and Lilo for someone like you.
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